Here are some random things I encountered during Day 1 of O2.

Random incident 1:
A group of students were talking about the difference between GEP students and Special/Express Students in the canteen.

Express Student: I think Gepers have a totally different wavelength from us express students.
GEP Student: There are three types of wavelengths. They are the alpha, beta, and theta wavelengths.
Me: Whatuf... I rest my case.
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Random incident 2:
I saw Boy X in the canteen. There is a scandal about him and Girl Y going around, and its largely thanks to me. So I went up to him and said

Me: Eh eh Person X, I was talking to Girl Y last night...
Boy X:(Interrupting) ...Oh my God I'm so jealous.
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Random incident 3:
On my way to LT5 with my OG, I started asking random questions to my OG mates. To protect the identity of my OG mate, I will not disclose his/her name. He/she will be refered to as OG Mate

Me: Ey OG Mate, have you watched the movie 'Idiot say No'?
OG Mate: No.... (then he/she realised the joke and continued...).. Oh NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
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Random incident 4:
Once again on my way to LT5 with my OG, I started asking random questions to my OG mates. To protect the identity of my OG mate, I will not disclose his/her name. He/she will be refered to as OG Mate

Me: Ey OG Mate, do you know why the area around you is very clean?
OG Mate: Err, because I'm clean???
Me: No. Coz you suck.
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