For the love of all that is MANLY...
SPICE YJ!!!
Saturday, September 30, 2006 by OneFookthe suspicious looking device
by fivelessFrom Boingboing: The Suspicious Looking Device is a bright orange box with a countdown timer on the top. If you touch it, it lets out a loud siren and then scoots away on a set of hidden wheels. Its entire purpose is to look suspicious -- it has no other function.
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Mass Pon PW Lecture
by OneFookBeing a no-lifer, I decided to talk cock!
Now, we all know that lectures = boring = should pon. Whatmore it's PW, and we all know how to speak and deliver presentations, right? If not also still can talk and make some noise and stand straight. Good enough to be a presenter la. Most people are liddat anyway. At worst, if dunno also just ask around for the information from our friends who guai guai go for the lecture.
The point I'm trying to make here is lets mass pon! IMSE.
Can do so by:
#1) Bribing Tania (our PW rep in case you didn't know yet) to take our attendance although we're not there. But this means she can't ponteng. Haha ponTENG.
#2) Don't have to bribe Tania but tell her to take our attendance and if she doesn't, we don't friend her.
#3) Tania tell Dhillon that she's not coming coz she's sick so out of the disorder, no attendance was taken and we all claim that we attended the lecture just that attendance wasn't taken and we were all dispersed such that we didn't know who came and who didn't.
I think the third is the most feasible coz we don't have to fork out money to pay for the bribe. Also it's the most easy to use coz in the chaos of the Hall, it's almost impossible to find our class.
And you may ask 'pon for what? As if got anything more interesting to do'. Oh boy there are lots of things one can do in school to spend one's freetime. Ask Wan Chee, Cheng Wei, Yan Fen, and me about that man... I think origami is fun! Hmph, rearranging of furniture too. And perhaps flying origami too.
And if that doesn't excite you yet, how about playing with cutter and cutting stuff? Consider it 'redecorating' a place. Some places require a more radical change to the ornaments.
...you probably won't understand what the heck am I saying. But you can find out and take part in it.
No life.
ps. It's amazing how the word 'ponteng' ended up to be shortened to 'pon'. Singaporeans and your ingenuinity. I like.
Now, we all know that lectures = boring = should pon. Whatmore it's PW, and we all know how to speak and deliver presentations, right? If not also still can talk and make some noise and stand straight. Good enough to be a presenter la. Most people are liddat anyway. At worst, if dunno also just ask around for the information from our friends who guai guai go for the lecture.
The point I'm trying to make here is lets mass pon! IMSE.
Can do so by:
#1) Bribing Tania (our PW rep in case you didn't know yet) to take our attendance although we're not there. But this means she can't ponteng. Haha ponTENG.
#2) Don't have to bribe Tania but tell her to take our attendance and if she doesn't, we don't friend her.
#3) Tania tell Dhillon that she's not coming coz she's sick so out of the disorder, no attendance was taken and we all claim that we attended the lecture just that attendance wasn't taken and we were all dispersed such that we didn't know who came and who didn't.
I think the third is the most feasible coz we don't have to fork out money to pay for the bribe. Also it's the most easy to use coz in the chaos of the Hall, it's almost impossible to find our class.
And you may ask 'pon for what? As if got anything more interesting to do'. Oh boy there are lots of things one can do in school to spend one's freetime. Ask Wan Chee, Cheng Wei, Yan Fen, and me about that man... I think origami is fun! Hmph, rearranging of furniture too. And perhaps flying origami too.
And if that doesn't excite you yet, how about playing with cutter and cutting stuff? Consider it 'redecorating' a place. Some places require a more radical change to the ornaments.
...you probably won't understand what the heck am I saying. But you can find out and take part in it.
No life.
ps. It's amazing how the word 'ponteng' ended up to be shortened to 'pon'. Singaporeans and your ingenuinity. I like.
another ode by AC
by angelasorry once again for the spam.
before/after a bout of dota i sometimes blog.
spam spam spam spam spam
what a lovely lot of spam!
spam spam here
spam spam there
spam spam spamming everywhere.
spam spam spam
S-P-A-M spam!
i really like my spam!
i think i am a budding poet.
before/after a bout of dota i sometimes blog.
spam spam spam spam spam
what a lovely lot of spam!
spam spam here
spam spam there
spam spam spamming everywhere.
spam spam spam
S-P-A-M spam!
i really like my spam!
i think i am a budding poet.
What To Do?
by OneFookClass chalet?!
Pool?!
Bowling?!
BBQ?!
MUG?!
Help out with Open House and Orientation, since the big boss for OH, and 4 O Comm Councillors are in our class?!
DO SOMETHING MISCHIEVOUS IN THE LIBRARY?! Alternatively, do something mischievous in school and you have my fullest support.
Start exercising?!
Laugh at the BCME people?! Eh can get the PCME, Humanities, Arts, and odd people (like us) to go school on Monday morning and laugh at the BCME students! Nice! I like.
Go someone's house and bake (and screw up their kitchen too)?!
Walk to your friend's house to give him/her a surprise?! ZY, I can try walking your place. Haha! Or just go YJ's place.
Talk cock on the phone?!
Ah, make paper aeroplanes from scrap paper and throw them down from the 7th floor!!! Anyone game for it? I have lotsa scrap paper.
...errrrr, out of ideas...
by fiveless
Pool?!
Bowling?!
BBQ?!
MUG?!
Help out with Open House and Orientation, since the big boss for OH, and 4 O Comm Councillors are in our class?!
DO SOMETHING MISCHIEVOUS IN THE LIBRARY?! Alternatively, do something mischievous in school and you have my fullest support.
Start exercising?!
Laugh at the BCME people?! Eh can get the PCME, Humanities, Arts, and odd people (like us) to go school on Monday morning and laugh at the BCME students! Nice! I like.
Go someone's house and bake (and screw up their kitchen too)?!
Walk to your friend's house to give him/her a surprise?! ZY, I can try walking your place. Haha! Or just go YJ's place.
Talk cock on the phone?!
Ah, make paper aeroplanes from scrap paper and throw them down from the 7th floor!!! Anyone game for it? I have lotsa scrap paper.
...errrrr, out of ideas...
Class outing/lunch or something please! It beats rotting at home :(
EDIT! random post-promos review
The stuff I get when typing notes:
EDIT! random post-promos review
The stuff I get when typing notes:
A^5
Friday, September 29, 2006 by angelaOde to A^5
A for GP
A for Econs
A for Math
A for Geog
A for Chem
oh where art thou
oh elusive A^5
i have waited for thy lovely appearance
on my test papers
for so long
for so long
sorry for the spam. :]
-AC
A for GP
A for Econs
A for Math
A for Geog
A for Chem
oh where art thou
oh elusive A^5
i have waited for thy lovely appearance
on my test papers
for so long
for so long
sorry for the spam. :]
-AC
do NOT try this at home
by angelado not:
1. sit at the comp for so long
2. which results in your right arm feeling sore
3. and try to rotate said sore arm in front of said computer
4. and whack your funny bone on the chair back
quite painful i assure you.
anyway!
promos are over for most of us. for those who still have papers, all the best!
i thought that after 2 months spent in my room stuffing boring old chem reactions and math formulas into my head, orchard road would be plenty interesting.
but..
as well all sometimes are,
i was wrong.
somehow, i just wanted to go home on thurs while out. even today also! just want to go home, play dota then sleep.
how lame is that!?
after more than 2 months of not going out, when im finally out i want to go home.
anyway this is very random and stupid. why do we insist on doing stupid things which we know are.... stupid?
i dont know. maybe we are all stupid.
anyway. i have decided. i like my t-shirts and jeans/shorts too much.
1. sit at the comp for so long
2. which results in your right arm feeling sore
3. and try to rotate said sore arm in front of said computer
4. and whack your funny bone on the chair back
quite painful i assure you.
anyway!
promos are over for most of us. for those who still have papers, all the best!
i thought that after 2 months spent in my room stuffing boring old chem reactions and math formulas into my head, orchard road would be plenty interesting.
but..
as well all sometimes are,
i was wrong.
somehow, i just wanted to go home on thurs while out. even today also! just want to go home, play dota then sleep.
how lame is that!?
after more than 2 months of not going out, when im finally out i want to go home.
anyway this is very random and stupid. why do we insist on doing stupid things which we know are.... stupid?
i dont know. maybe we are all stupid.
anyway. i have decided. i like my t-shirts and jeans/shorts too much.
Since we are being random...
Thursday, September 28, 2006 by wan.cheeLol from Mark! Haha quite cute la the little boy.
Woohoo most of us are free! The rest mug hard and jia you! =)
Hello! Most of you are done with promos, if not, will be done soon!
I know no one's really in a knowledge-gathering mood now, but antother random and intersting link. How Aluminium Foil is Made
by rippleaway
I know no one's really in a knowledge-gathering mood now, but antother random and intersting link. How Aluminium Foil is Made
HALO 7B! PROMOS ARE OVER! OR NEARLY OVER FOR SOME OF US.
anyway do some good deeds to hopefully get a better grade!
LIGHT A CANDLE! http://www.lightamillioncandles.com/Enter
Anyway, we have all worked real hard for this. so now its time to relax enjoy and HAVE A LIFE!
replenish your sleep this 2 days! after that PLAY MORE. sleeping is a waste of time!
ok. i shant talk anymore.
just a reminder, we are supposed to fill in some form (something like testimonial records) and hand it in to me... er... after promos which is 9 Oct? if you cant remember what form im refering to, go to class yahoo group and find mr teo's msg to us quite some days back.
ok. remember tt we hav something else due on 9 oct as well. something we all love. it's SPAstic.
oh. next thurs 5Oct PW LECTURE 8.15am at MPH
yup.
PLAY HARD AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway do some good deeds to hopefully get a better grade!
LIGHT A CANDLE! http://www.lightamillioncandles.com/Enter
Anyway, we have all worked real hard for this. so now its time to relax enjoy and HAVE A LIFE!
replenish your sleep this 2 days! after that PLAY MORE. sleeping is a waste of time!
ok. i shant talk anymore.
just a reminder, we are supposed to fill in some form (something like testimonial records) and hand it in to me... er... after promos which is 9 Oct? if you cant remember what form im refering to, go to class yahoo group and find mr teo's msg to us quite some days back.
ok. remember tt we hav something else due on 9 oct as well. something we all love. it's SPAstic.
oh. next thurs 5Oct PW LECTURE 8.15am at MPH
yup.
PLAY HARD AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
and now for chem rubbish
Wednesday, September 27, 2006 by fivelessWhich of these is the least expensive? 
The centre one. It's a free radical.
And... you might be a chemist if you pronounce "unionize" with four syllables.
Ahh gogo. GCME people, there's 13.25 hours more!
And before I go...
The centre one. It's a free radical.
And... you might be a chemist if you pronounce "unionize" with four syllables.
Ahh gogo. GCME people, there's 13.25 hours more!
And before I go...
random things
Tuesday, September 26, 2006 by fivelessMath poem
The integral of z-square d-z
From one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Is the ln of the cube root of e
President Bush's morning security briefing is wrapping up. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says, "Finally, three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad."
"OH MY GOD!" shrieks Bush, and he buries his head in his hands for a seemingly interminable 30 seconds. Stunned at the unexpected display of emotion, the President's staff sits speechless, not sure how to react.
Finally, Bush looks up and asks Rumsfeld, "How many is a brazillion?"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Becaause 7 8 9
It's rather irrelevant since we don't take bio, but this video is quite cool
The integral of z-square d-zFrom one to the cube root of three
Times the cosine
Of three pi over nine
Is the ln of the cube root of e
President Bush's morning security briefing is wrapping up. Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld is concluding his part and says, "Finally, three Brazilian soldiers were killed yesterday near Baghdad."
"OH MY GOD!" shrieks Bush, and he buries his head in his hands for a seemingly interminable 30 seconds. Stunned at the unexpected display of emotion, the President's staff sits speechless, not sure how to react.
Finally, Bush looks up and asks Rumsfeld, "How many is a brazillion?"
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Becaause 7 8 9
It's rather irrelevant since we don't take bio, but this video is quite cool
HERE WE GO
Sunday, September 24, 2006 by YJIT WILL ALL BE OVER VERY SOON
death by calculus
by fivelessHaha random picture I made about year ago (I think some time after CTs)
Definition of a kiss
Saturday, September 23, 2006 by ncSueKupped it from somewhere, just a break for all of u mugging so hard out there =p
All the best! (and hoping I won't get left behind)
Depending on your background, you will view the world differently. Here is an example of how different people view "a kiss".
Professor of Economics
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Professor of Accountancy
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Professor of Algebra
A kiss is infinity because it is two divided by nothing.
Professor of Geometry
A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips
Professor of Physics
A kiss is the contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Professor of Chemistry
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Professor of Zoology
A kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Professor of Physiology
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Professor of Dentistry
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Professor of Philosophy
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Professor of English
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Professor of Architecture
A kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
And the finale: Professor of Computer Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.
All the best! (and hoping I won't get left behind)
Depending on your background, you will view the world differently. Here is an example of how different people view "a kiss".
Professor of Economics
A kiss is that thing for which the demand is always higher than the supply.
Professor of Accountancy
A kiss is a credit because it is profitable when returned.
Professor of Algebra
A kiss is infinity because it is two divided by nothing.
Professor of Geometry
A kiss is the shortest distance between two lips
Professor of Physics
A kiss is the contraction of the mouth due to the expansion of the heart.
Professor of Chemistry
A kiss is the reaction of the interaction between two hearts.
Professor of Zoology
A kiss is the interchange of salivary bacteria.
Professor of Physiology
A kiss is the juxtaposition of two orbicularis oris muscles in the state of contraction.
Professor of Dentistry
A kiss is infectious and antiseptic.
Professor of Philosophy
A kiss is the persecution for the child, ecstasy for the youth and homage for the old.
Professor of English
A kiss is a noun that is used as a conjunction, it is more common than proper, it is spoken in the plural and it is applicable to all.
Professor of Architecture
A kiss is a process which builds a solid bond between the two dynamic objects.
And the finale: Professor of Computer Science
What is a kiss? It seems to be an undefined variable.
i'm studying for As
Wednesday, September 20, 2006 by YJand i will get them.
anyone wants to bet against that, let's have wagers over lemon teas?
by angela
anyone wants to bet against that, let's have wagers over lemon teas?
it is night.
mug hard everyone.
for those who need to be promoted, get promoted.
for those who want their As, [as in, realistically speaking] get your As.
sleep well ok? for the love of all things beautiful, dont fall sick.
remember the desperation you feel now. apply that feeling to after promos, and start studying for As....
this year.
mug hard everyone.
for those who need to be promoted, get promoted.
for those who want their As, [as in, realistically speaking] get your As.
sleep well ok? for the love of all things beautiful, dont fall sick.
remember the desperation you feel now. apply that feeling to after promos, and start studying for As....
this year.
muahahahaha
Sunday, September 17, 2006 by fiveless
hm. it seems the first picture doesn't work. it's supposed to be an animated gif. haha oh well, you can go to the site to check it out =P
library blues
Friday, September 15, 2006 by fiveless
Found at the foot of the wishing tree thing in the library. Found it rather amusing and ironic, if you can read the leaf beside the subject. Sigh, one week more, hang in there.mug well!
Thursday, September 07, 2006 by fivelessHello! I hope you guys have been mugging and enjoying it. Chem + Math = some bomb. Anyway, I was in school today (as I have been for the past week), and got a bit bored of studying and decided to venture out of school for lunch, and explore Bishan or something. Ventured to the coffee shop off Jln Pemimpin with a few other people and had some good laughs along the way, courtesy of some rather interesting signs.
You own might get owned if you park here!
And someone around here has a private sewer, and you thought sewerage was a public service. (Some guy commented that it was a natural monopoly when I showed him this photo. Too much mugging lar)
Anyway, in case you were wondering, we went to the coffeeshop in the corner of Jln P. Okay food but not worth the price. =| Go columbarium better. Anyway, that was quite random, but yeah, what else did you expect. Go back to mugging! =D
One last random thingy.
You own might get owned if you park here!
And someone around here has a private sewer, and you thought sewerage was a public service. (Some guy commented that it was a natural monopoly when I showed him this photo. Too much mugging lar)
Anyway, in case you were wondering, we went to the coffeeshop in the corner of Jln P. Okay food but not worth the price. =| Go columbarium better. Anyway, that was quite random, but yeah, what else did you expect. Go back to mugging! =D
One last random thingy.
<3 chem
Monday, September 04, 2006 by fiveless
Right. I have no idea where this came from but I found it online.