To all 07S07B students,
I, Paul Yap, EXCO of the Anti-Mugging Club (AMC) cordially invite everyone to join the most happening club in our class!

In a nutshell, AMC is against scoring very high in assignments and tests. We achieve this by
1) Not mugging
2) Not doing homework
3) Not listening during lectures

I have proven myself from time to time that I am truly a role model of this Club. From scoring 10% for Econs essay, 45% for another assignment, 28.5% for Chemistry Pop Quiz, and around 50% marks for both GP assignments thus far, I am truly the aspiration of the Club. We do allow for exceptions in your terrible performances , which we consider as misconduct. Afterall, we are in RJC and can't always score badly coz, well, we just can't. Some exceptions of misconduct are like the case of YJ's 88% for math test, as well as my 72%, which was exceeding expectations, due to the fact that I am ususally just bad in math, and most of the other subjects. What am I trying to say here? You need not be shy of your academic excellence to join this club. Although in principle we are a club of not-so-acedemically-inclined people, we are trying to bond the class together, so we would like to include as many people as possible regardless of how well your GPA or L1R5 is.

However, due to limited provisions, membership is by merit in terms of stupidity. To allow more members, knowing that our class is too smart, we have laxed the entry criteria. Please read through the ammended criteria carefully:

FIRST: 3.2 < X < 3.69, where X is uyour GPA OR L1R5 > 6
An anti-mugger club has to be anti-mugger, so if your GPA is higher than that I think you can go home. Borderline cases slightly above 3.69 can appeal to join the club, but the exco (ie YJ and I) will have to decide if we want you. (If you're evil why not.) Those below GPA 3.2 are even more welcome to join the club, and the appeal process is made easier for you. However, it is a prerequisite that you must be a very evil person. More on that later. For non-IP students, you cannot score 6 points for O levels. If yes get, we're sorry but we have to turn your application down. But you still can appeal if you're black-hearted like me.

SECOND: BE DAMN EVIL
Actually, you need not be damn evil, just by simply not being a goody-goody you qualify for our club. After all, how evil do you think an (ex-) CEC Council Chairman and an (ex-) Class Monitor can get? Plus, I had EXCEEDING EXPECTATION for my CLE (so says YJ)! Okay granted their expectation of me must have been damn low but then again who cares. The point here is that you have to be evil to sabo, and thus have to be evil to join. We have the odd suanning and backstabbing activity and we don't need spoilsports.

THIRD: CANNOT BE ATTACHED
To be wholly dedicated to the cause, you cannot have a boyfriend/girlfriend. By the previous statement I think you realise that we welcome both boys and girls into the club. HOWEVER that doesn't mean we admit just anyone (refer to two points above), because the Exco also has to like your face. You might suit all the requirements but if we don't like you, then you still have to go away. Because you must understand we backstab, we don't attack people in front of them. Now that's violent.

Nevertheless, you can forget about joining if you are attached or if you intend to get attached. This club is not about love and comfort (though it's fun), and we have no time for BGR. You must be ruthless, heartless and be able to survive as a solo operative. We don't need couples joining and being all lovey-dovey, oh no. This is AMC, not JVC (Junior Valentine's Club). If you're looking for love, look for it somewhere else.

FOURTH: NO VOLUNTARY PARTICIPATION IN MATHS/SCIENCES LESSONS
Like I said, this is an anti-mugger club. We have no place for you if you're interested in debating if the quantum subshell 4s comes before 3d or the other way round. Neither do we have a place for you if you're interested in finding out whether f²(x) has a domain greater than the range of g(x). Be it lectures or tutorials, you would best just sit and stone and say nothing at all. However, this rule has an exception, it being that if the teacher calls you, then you of course respond. We are AMC, not some WSC (White Slip Club, not World Swimming Championships!)

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You may access the original post of AMC from Talk Cock Summit at:
talkcocksummit.blogspot.com/2006/02/rise-of-new-evil.html

One of our favourite activity is the game of SMARTASS. What happens is a group of players will place a bet. The top scorer aka SMARTASS for a test/assignment will buy the rest a drink. Of course you can have variations of the game and negotiate your own terms with the rest of the players. For example, take the current one played between YJ, Jason, Tania, Angela, Wan Chee, and me. The term is the smartass will buy the rest soap water, or more commonly known by nOObs to be lemon tea. The DUMBASS aka the lowest scorer will receive two drinks. The development thus far is me most likely being the smartass while Angela will be the dumbass. This game is our favourite game because it encourages manifestation of the true AMC spirit.

If you really think that we are that bloody bad, let me clarify what we are NOT.

1) We are not stupid people, we just don't mug. =)
2) We are not unreasonable people who smear others for the sake of doing so, we only will divulge information within the club and only with statistical evidence or proof. Personal experiences with the other guy will also be counted as evidence.
3) We do not disrupt lectures or sleep in them, we just listen and take in everything. It's just that we don't participate.
4) We don't gossip about others' relationships, we just irritate the people who irritate us. If they have a relationship, then that MIGHT be a plus point for us to whack.
5) We are inactive most of the time, for AMC is really more interested in slacking and minding our own business more than anything. So don't worry - we aren't really killing anyone.

I look forward to see more members in AMC.