the utimate stoners

Wednesday, March 22, 2006 by wan.chee
today, we created a record.

we stoned for 5 whole hours! yes from 12pm to 5pm. doing nothing except sit around and talk nonsense and stoned.

5 whole hours! mann beat that.

it all started after geog lecture. paul and company actually wanted to go S11 to eat. but me and hui had already rushed all the way down and already bought lunch, the poor starving creatures we were. so paul and company decided to just eat in school too.

so we finished lunch, sat around and talked nonsense. at that time, paul, zhuoyi, me, tania, angela, yj, jason and hui were still present. then zy left for gp talk, then tania left to meet her mum. (haha tania. hot guys hot guys. lol)

then afterwards angela left for trng. jason left with his friends. so only had me, paul, hui and yj left. so as usual, with paul and yj there what else can we do but talk nonsense. which we did! we were talking about -coughs- GEOGRAPHY, coolios, people in our class, their FAVOURITE topic and all other sort of gossips. talk talk talk then zy came back after gp talk and joined us again.

it was about 2 plus then, and we realised we had amazingly stoned for two hours. then yj went that it's no big deal, he had once stoned with his friends at j8 foodcourt from 2pm to 7pm. and being the competitive people that we are, paul suggested that we try breaking the record. so our target was staying till 5pm.

then we saw our dearest cheeko teo with three other female teachers having lunch, one of which is our current lecturer. so yj shouted "CHEEKO" but well, of course he didn't want to admit he is one, he didn't turn around to acknowledge us. either that or he's too busy buaya-ing that he chooses to ignore us.

we also saw wong ty, with a fellow lady teacher in tow walking into the canteen. being polite students, naturally we greeted him with a "Hi Mr Wong!" from across the canteen. wong turns around and yes waved to us. then he went to sit with his "lady friend", who my friend said she always see them together. hmm do we sense a scandal? HAH okay nvm ignore that.

anyway i think they were marking our chem tests while eating. -.- such sadistic people. then he cleared his plates when he finished, and since we were sitting near the place where they deposit used plates, yj suggested that we start talking chem when he walked over. haha so we asked him if he marked our scripts already and he said nope not our class yet. oh wells, complimented him on his wonderful blog and said bye.

then we continued talking about nothing in particular. gossips and more "geography" i think. zy wants to become switzerland. haha. then we were counting down like "one more hour to go" etc. some of their friends came over to join us then left. then hui left to go to the library to "sleep" at around 4. yj had to leave at 415 cos he had to go home to take his french stuff to go for his lesson. so zy suggested that we go to the watermelon steps for a change of environment. since we had 45mins more to go to 'break' yj's record, me and paul agreed so off we went to the watermelon steps.

sat there and listened to paul's walkman phone. then hodge suddenly appeared from behind the walls of the watermelon steps and saw us. then he went "i wish more of my students are like you all. j1 or j2?"

haha he wishes more of his students to stone like us? for 5 hours? what a thing for a principal to wish for. but then again, he's RJ principal. that kinda explains why.

so we sat there saw the j2s coming out of the hall after their ct, paul and zy saw some of their friends, saw cassandra. haha i know we must have looked really weird sitting there stoning.

and yj msged paul at 430, said that we have 30 mins more to go. then he said he suddenly remembered he actually only stoned from 2pm to 530pm the other time and not till 7pm. so in actual fact we had already broken his record a LONG time ago. wahlao damn good la. never say earlier.

but paul said since we have already stoned for so long, might as well do it till 5pm. so yes we continued to sat there till 5.

and finally at 5pm. YES we did it. stoned for 5 whole hours.

WAH that's the most unproductive 5 hours of my whole life i tell you. completely did nothing but sit around and talked nonsense and stoned.

YES I KNOW we are no-lifers. haha so sue us la. but it was kinda fun. that's how we should feel when we have no tests no assignments no nothing due. =)

next time when we have our "stoning sessions" the rest of the class, you are very much welcomed to join in. except for... haha nvm. -zips-

yes five hours. we know we rock, cos we did stone. (pun fully intended)

and oh paul! what article do you want to send?

k have fun all and see you tmr!

[edited: okay since yj objected and says he is more of a no-lifer than zy i decided to edit this post.]

first class stoners: paul and me
second class stoners: yj and hui
third class stoner: zy.

now is that more the truth yj?

lol this damn crap la.


wan chee