JOKEs

Friday, May 12, 2006 by OneFook
heyhey! this is huihui posting using paul (faggot?) yap!'s account coz we juz finished pw n i dun hav an account.

shit i wan a laptop. u juz feel pro-er when typing using a laptop. heh.

newae i insisted on posting coz otherwise the fag will post my jokes as his. so. the jokes may be disturbing to some but i was laughing like mad when i heard it from my fren. so enjoy!




joke number one

what is worse than a baby in a sack?






a baby in 2 sacks





joke number two



how many babies does it take to paint a wall?









depends on how high u throw them against the wall



joke number three



how many babies do u need to make a roof?










depends on how thinly u slice them




joke number four



what is worse than pinning a baby to the wall?









tearing them off




joke number five- my favourite!



how do u make a baby drink?





i answered "through the nose"






but its wrong!



the answer is.................










u put it in a blender!



HAHAHAHAHAHA ok not funny

ok im done posting.

enjoy ur posting pple!

byebye!

huihui out!