lol zhuoyi you the man!
Monday, June 26, 2006 by YJchemm.
Sunday, June 25, 2006 by fivelessUpdate: apparently blogger refuses to upload the correct sized one. check me on msn for the more printable stuff.
TOMORROW, TOMORROW
by fivelesson a slightly relevant note
Monday, June 19, 2006 by fivelessTHE IMPACT OF HAPPY TREE FRIENDS ON AN 18 YEAR OLD
Sunday, June 18, 2006 by OneFookTHINK OF BARNEY!
BECAUSE HE'S SUCH A nOOb
EVEN THINGS LIKE IT CAN BE SO DAMN POPULAR ALTHOUGH IT'S A DAMN FUGLY LOSER
THIS POST IS A FORM OF CONSOLATION TO ALL BECUASE IT REMINDS US THAT EVEN IF WE FAIL OUR STUDIES AND BECOME DAMN SCREWED UP, WE STILL HAVE A CHANCE AT MAKING IT BIG BECAUSE IF BARNEY CAN DO IT, SO CAN WE.
Sense makes?
DON'T STUDY HARD.
WAH AFTER A LEVELS I'M GOING TO AMERICA TO KILL THAT BUGGER. HE MAKES LIFE LOOK SO EASY. I CAN'T STAND IT.
THAT'S YOUR PORTRAIT IN ONE AND A HALF YEARS TIME.
DAMN SEXY MAN... OH WAIT, IT'S NO LONGER A MALE COZ IT'S BALLS GOT RIPPED OFF.
I leave you now with an excerpt from my Happy Tree Friends collection. I download the podcasts using iTunes regularly. If you want the lates one, can always get it from me.
[HOW SAD... YOU TUBE TOLD ME TO REMOVE THIS AS IT'S COPYRIGHT INFRINGEMENT]
THE IMPACT OF HAPPY TREE FRIENDS ON AN 18 YEAR OLD
LMAO
Saturday, June 17, 2006 by fivelesshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7aGITM3YnWs&search=doom%203
About One More Week To Common Test
by OneFookWait a minute, I wonder how many people in our class actually do come to visit our class blog.
We not only need more people to post here, but we also need to change the damn boring blog template, and add more 'accessories' to this blog. Oh and liven up the tagboard, through whatever way.
We need to give this blog more life! Yes we shall do this after CTs. Some of us can stay back after our last paper to stone and do the class blog nicely! Yay!
Okay back to crapping up something.
Since we all love GP so much, lets talk about something related to GP. Human rights. In specific, exposing babies' asses for diaper commercials.
To many of us, we ignore the issue of human rights when it comes to babies assess being shown to the public on TV. Big deal, you ask. Yes it is.
Just because babies are unable to think for themselves, basically are still nOObs, they just don't care when they're being exposed on TV like that. They don't even know their assess is being shown on TV. Whatever. you get my point.
So why can't they use men and women to advertise for underwear and lingerie? Why is it a non-issue when it comes to babies? Blerdy hell if it's coz those kids are so nOOb they don't even know what is happening, then it implies that some hot man or woman who is like so nOOb and blur can just be used to advertise for underwear and lingerie right?
Now that would be nice for all of us.
Proponents of displaying babies' assess on TV cannot say that those images are not considered pornography. For all we know, some gay men like the Bishan Gay who preys on boys in short and also JC boys (yes I'm still not spared from his freaking perverted horny stares whgen I eat at KFC or McD) would get so damn turned on when he sees the babies soft ass. Who knows what they do when they see those diaper commercials showing those poor kids assess...
As for those parents who allow the diaper companies to make their babies porn stars, I disapprove them for disregarding their child's rights. For all we know the baby would not want his/her ass be shown. I think for those babies, when they grow up, they should be given the right to sue their parents for selling their bodies to the diaper companies. The child can just do this for the fun of it, just to reap some money from their parents. How fun it would be for this to happen. So everyone would wish their assess were shown on TV before so they can earn the right to sue their parents for money!
But this is actually killing two birds with one stone! The child not only gets some money from winning the court case, but he/she also gets to stop the diaper companies and parents from exploiting babies in future. Perpetuating the unhealthy practice of showing babies assess on TV then would be avoided by parents because once the baby grows up and can think for him/herself and becomes ruthless, unappreciative children, they can just sue their parents. It serves as a deterrent for parents to sell their babies assess.
Legislating such a law must be lobbied for because babies are also humans, and that means a lot. According to the United Nations Charter on Human Rights Article 69.12629.1983 which states ALL MEN AND WOMEN, CONCIOUSLY OR UNCONSCIOUSLY, CANNOT BE MADE TO DISPLAY THEIR PRIVATE PARTS ON MEDIA, this is clearly a strong ground to base my proposal on. And yes that article in the Charter imples that pornography is not approved. But I will not delve into that issue for now coz my fingers are gettnig stiff and painful from typing in an air-conditioned room. I'm becoming an old man already. This is the second symptom of my accelerated ageing. The first symptom was my grey hair.
Okay, there you have it. Some crappy post. Feel free to post in reply or say something in the tagboard.
...and don't take my post seriously. I anyhow crap somehting up on the spot. The crap just formed in my head and I immediately type them down. It did not go through any evaluation whatsoever.
oh, and anyway
Wednesday, June 14, 2006 by fivelesshttp://youtube.com/watch?v=wpzyt2AAj1g
CELEBRATE!
Tuesday, June 13, 2006 by fivelessTake A Break... Take A Long Long LOOOOOOONG Break... Play MSN Games!
Sunday, June 11, 2006 by OneFookHow should you take a break after mugging, or even if you're not even mugging?
PLAY MSN GAMES!
I've never understood the meaning of GGXX until I played Solitaire Showdown with Zhuoyi. Oh if you're nOOb and dunno what GGXX or even nOOB means, I shall provide you with the definitions. nOOb is a slang for 'newbie'. GGXX is 'Good game X 10'.
So, I was trying to mug. Then suddenly Zhuoyi started to chat with me on MSN so I decided to take a break. Then somehow we ended up playing Solitaire Showdown. Yeah, it just happened.
I tell you, this game was the best game I've ever seen coz it was neck to neck all the way, even more than the basketball finals against VJC (in which RJC won. Yeah!).
Okay if you can't read the small fonts, I shall use my perfect eyesight to look at the picture and type out the important details here. Or you can just click on the picture to enlarge.
Total Score: Zhuoyi 369, Paul 368
Current score: Zhuoyi 20, Paul 21
Wins: Zhuoyi 7, Paul 6. Tie: 1
Then suddenly ZY got disconnected so can consider that I won this game. YEAH!!! So set point is a draw. 7 to 7.
ZY made a comeback in the last game. We promised that this would be our last game coz we needa get back to mugging.
Anyway, here's the last game.
Total score (reset from the previous game coz ZY's got disconnected): ZY 37, Paul 36
Shortly after that, both of us got stuck. We couldnt make any move, except to click THE BUTTON - 'End Game'. How sad it was for me to lose by just a slim 1 point!
That was really painful coz I lost the match!!! Set point ZY 8, Paul 7. For ONE point, I lost the match.
Nevertheless, it was really GGXX.
Oh and of course me, being me, must include something crappy right? ZY and me also had a very gay game. For this set, I scored a 69!!! HOOOO!!!
This set was a morale booster coz I thrased ZY!!! Finished my pile of 13 cards.
Now that you've seen how fun MSN games can be, feel free to invite anyone to take a good break with you. And you need not feel so bad if you do badly for this CT coz everyone will do badly. Well, this is more of a consolation for myself. Having failed every single econs thingy since the start of the year. Oh except the remedial quiz.
...but, remember that life isn't all about studies!!! There are things like MSN Games too!
...and of course each other!!!
Random fact: ZY played Solitaire Showdown 38 times the night before. I played around that number of times over 4 days.
take a break have a kitkat!
Thursday, June 08, 2006 by wan.cheealso to have a variation of posts other than those of paul's disturbing obsession of yj.
click on the pictures to enlarge if can't see properly.
okayy so a few of them are a little disturbing. but ah wells... it's all for laughs isn't it? take a break from all your mugging. =)
still got a few more but lets leave those for another time.
all right. now enought nonsense. GET BACK TO MUGGING!
Class Gathering!
Tuesday, June 06, 2006 by OneFookLady Boss alone can't decide for the class as essentially she is only one lady. Furthermore, we live in a Democracy and everyone's say has to be taken into account. However, if you wish to retract your rights this time by remaining silent, we will leave the liberty of choice to Lady Boss to decide what to do for the class gathering, and if you're not satisfied, well, you cannot be dissatisfied because you've surrendered your right to voice your opinion. Haha... Nah it's not that you won't have a right, but it'll be very difficult to replan everything once Lady Boss has decided and informed everyone on what is going to happen already. Well, you know it's always difficult to factor in late inputs.
So hurry up and give your say in this class gathering!!! It's a once in a lifetime opportunity to suggest something for a class outing in June 2006! So what are you waiting for?! Email something constructive to the class egroup!
...and please please PLEASE someone else contribute to the class blog! It's always the same bunch of people!!! Haha... Not that there is a must, but it'd be good to read from different people.
just a reminder...
Monday, June 05, 2006 by fivelessA Dedication To YJ, The Yellow Boss
Friday, June 02, 2006 by OneFook
YJ has been a very good friend to me. He actually started a poll to see how HOT I am. I mean, that poll was redundant coz we all know the outcome of it, right? It's at the extreme end of the scale. But of course the anti-Paul people would say it's at the extreme bottom of the scale. Whatever...
So I am here to return YJ a favour. Afterall, he's my munjen (yellow in Tamil) boss.
Okay I will begin with what YJ likes. From 6 months of being his classmate and in the same house as him, I found out that he loves yellow like how much a father loves his son. Oh wait, some sons or for that matter some daughters too are not loved as much as others. But you get what I mean.
YJ's Favourite Colour
Obviously YJ's favourite colour is yellow. Needless to say. So I should edit the previous sentence to be 'Obviously YJ's favourite colour is...'. Moving on. I say this because during the Council camp, Yi Hong (YH), YJ's boss back in RI, overheard me asking YJ what is his favourite colour. We needed to find out stuff about each other for some activity, even to the most trivial of matters. So upon hearing that question, YH turned into a frenzy, and dragged YJ along. YH and YJ went into this cool dialouge, all planned out way before 2006, tellingly.
YH: Eh, what is my favourite colour?
YJ: YELLOW!!!
YH: What is my favourite object?
YJ: The SUN!!!
YH: What is my favourite fruit?
YJ: BANANA!!!!
...and some other stuff which I can't remember. But you get what I'm trying to say. And if you don't, I'm trying to say that YJ, and YH of course, have this strong love for everything yellow.
Which leads me to the next point...
YJ Likes Bayley
Because Bayley is yellow
YJ Likes Waddle
Because Waddle is yellow
YJ Likes Bayley-Waddle
Because Bayley-Waddle is yellow
YJ Likes China
YJ loves to shout 'zhong guo' out of nowhere. During RI's 182nd Founder's Day ie. in 2005, after singing some school song, YJ shouted 'zhong guo'. He was in the hall where all the VIPs were seated too. And yes YJ, I heard you shouting with my two ears which has perfect hearing (I think) and also saw you with my two eyes which has perfect eyesight (I'm damn sure).
Also, during the 2.4 km run, as YJ was about to finish his sub ten minute sprint where he lapped ZY and me running our last round together, he was hyping himself up by shouting 'zhong guo' once again, as if it's some war cry. Oh yes it is YJ's war cry.
But the imporatant thing is why YJ likes 'zhong guo'. Easy. Without doubt, it's because they are yellow. Chinese people like us have yellow skin. So since the 'zhong guo ren' have pure yellow skin, YJ likes them.
YJ: 'I like'
YJ Likes Bananas
Coz they're yellow. In case you have never seen a yellow banana, its the thingy in the picture below. It's yellow. If you don't think it's yellow, then you're colour blin. Remember I have perfect eyesight and I'm not colour blind.
YJ Likes Yellow Skin
In the bus on our way to the ferry terminal to go to Bintan, YJ was seated behind me. He was showing my how nice his yellow back pack was. Oh I'll talk about his yellow back pack later. Anyway, he was also bragging how cool he was for having a package of yellow stuff. I forgot exactly what they were, but they were just some stuff which are yellow in colour.
So after he boasted about his yellow package, oh wait, YJ doesn't boast. He's a humble guy. Okay, he was just telling me about his yellow package, I realised he forgot one of the most important yellow packages that we Chinese people have. So I raised my arm, rubbed my skin and said 'Hey I also have a yellow package'.
In case you're nOOb and don't get what yellow package I'm talking about, its my skin.
The YJ said 'I like'. So there you have it. YJ likes yellow skin.
YJ Would Like The 2007 JC1 Orientation To Be Yellow
YJ is the council EXCO attache for the '07 Orientation and I know why. It's obviously because he wants to exert his influence to have make the theme very yellow. He told me he was delegated Orientation because during the council EXCO meeting, he fell asleep so he had no choice but to take Orientation since the other functions were already taken by the other EXCOs. But actually YJ was being very cunning. He fell asleep deliberately so that he could get Orientation so he can make the Orientation yellow.
YJ, don't worry. I will help you make it yellow. I will make the games so damn tiring until they are so drained and pale that the Chinese students will look yellow. Afterall, you're my yellow boss and my Orientation Team boss. Salute!
YJ Likes Coldplay
He likes this British band because they sung the song 'Yellow'. And it was all yellow. So YJ likes.
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With that, I leave you with a photo of YJ sleeping in the canteen. Doesn't he look so peaceful, unlike the way I sleep. I asked YJ how is he able to sleep so peacefully even in a place as shitty, errr, I mean as faeces as RJC. And Yj said 'Because I like yellow'
The picture isn't merely a photography of YJ sleeping. It is an advertisement for yellow. Love yellow and lose your insomnia. Yeah that's what the photo is saying.