YJ has been a very good friend to me. He actually started a poll to see how HOT I am. I mean, that poll was redundant coz we all know the outcome of it, right? It's at the extreme end of the scale. But of course the anti-Paul people would say it's at the extreme bottom of the scale. Whatever...

So I am here to return YJ a favour. Afterall, he's my munjen (yellow in Tamil) boss.

Okay I will begin with what YJ likes. From 6 months of being his classmate and in the same house as him, I found out that he loves yellow like how much a father loves his son. Oh wait, some sons or for that matter some daughters too are not loved as much as others. But you get what I mean.

YJ's Favourite Colour
Obviously YJ's favourite colour is yellow. Needless to say. So I should edit the previous sentence to be 'Obviously YJ's favourite colour is...'. Moving on. I say this because during the Council camp, Yi Hong (YH), YJ's boss back in RI, overheard me asking YJ what is his favourite colour. We needed to find out stuff about each other for some activity, even to the most trivial of matters. So upon hearing that question, YH turned into a frenzy, and dragged YJ along. YH and YJ went into this cool dialouge, all planned out way before 2006, tellingly.

YH: Eh, what is my favourite colour?
YJ: YELLOW!!!
YH: What is my favourite object?
YJ: The SUN!!!
YH: What is my favourite fruit?
YJ: BANANA!!!!

...and some other stuff which I can't remember. But you get what I'm trying to say. And if you don't, I'm trying to say that YJ, and YH of course, have this strong love for everything yellow.

Which leads me to the next point...

YJ Likes Bayley

Because Bayley is yellow

YJ Likes Waddle

Because Waddle is yellow

YJ Likes Bayley-Waddle

Because Bayley-Waddle is yellow

YJ Likes China
YJ loves to shout 'zhong guo' out of nowhere. During RI's 182nd Founder's Day ie. in 2005, after singing some school song, YJ shouted 'zhong guo'. He was in the hall where all the VIPs were seated too. And yes YJ, I heard you shouting with my two ears which has perfect hearing (I think) and also saw you with my two eyes which has perfect eyesight (I'm damn sure).

Also, during the 2.4 km run, as YJ was about to finish his sub ten minute sprint where he lapped ZY and me running our last round together, he was hyping himself up by shouting 'zhong guo' once again, as if it's some war cry. Oh yes it is YJ's war cry.

But the imporatant thing is why YJ likes 'zhong guo'. Easy. Without doubt, it's because they are yellow. Chinese people like us have yellow skin. So since the 'zhong guo ren' have pure yellow skin, YJ likes them.

YJ: 'I like'

YJ Likes Bananas
Coz they're yellow. In case you have never seen a yellow banana, its the thingy in the picture below. It's yellow. If you don't think it's yellow, then you're colour blin. Remember I have perfect eyesight and I'm not colour blind.

YJ Likes Yellow Skin
In the bus on our way to the ferry terminal to go to Bintan, YJ was seated behind me. He was showing my how nice his yellow back pack was. Oh I'll talk about his yellow back pack later. Anyway, he was also bragging how cool he was for having a package of yellow stuff. I forgot exactly what they were, but they were just some stuff which are yellow in colour.

So after he boasted about his yellow package, oh wait, YJ doesn't boast. He's a humble guy. Okay, he was just telling me about his yellow package, I realised he forgot one of the most important yellow packages that we Chinese people have. So I raised my arm, rubbed my skin and said 'Hey I also have a yellow package'.

In case you're nOOb and don't get what yellow package I'm talking about, its my skin.

The YJ said 'I like'. So there you have it. YJ likes yellow skin.

YJ Would Like The 2007 JC1 Orientation To Be Yellow
YJ is the council EXCO attache for the '07 Orientation and I know why. It's obviously because he wants to exert his influence to have make the theme very yellow. He told me he was delegated Orientation because during the council EXCO meeting, he fell asleep so he had no choice but to take Orientation since the other functions were already taken by the other EXCOs. But actually YJ was being very cunning. He fell asleep deliberately so that he could get Orientation so he can make the Orientation yellow.

YJ, don't worry. I will help you make it yellow. I will make the games so damn tiring until they are so drained and pale that the Chinese students will look yellow. Afterall, you're my yellow boss and my Orientation Team boss. Salute!

YJ Likes Coldplay
He likes this British band because they sung the song 'Yellow'. And it was all yellow. So YJ likes.

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With that, I leave you with a photo of YJ sleeping in the canteen. Doesn't he look so peaceful, unlike the way I sleep. I asked YJ how is he able to sleep so peacefully even in a place as shitty, errr, I mean as faeces as RJC. And Yj said 'Because I like yellow'

The picture isn't merely a photography of YJ sleeping. It is an advertisement for yellow. Love yellow and lose your insomnia. Yeah that's what the photo is saying.