Earlier today I uploaded a video of Mark dancing. But then, being the no-lifer I am, I looked through my collection and created more videos for this blog. So now there are three crappy videos for you guys to watch.

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Thanks for promising not to upload. THANKS AH

A crash course on how to eat rice like a Chinaman. Click HERE to be educated.

The girls in our class are damn cheeko. Remember the day Shirong brought the Cleo magazine to school? Click HERE to see how despo the girls in our class can get.

This post is not to persuade anyone to either stands. It's just another talk cock post. Just to entertain you people with some crap. Pardon me if I the contents of this post has made you feel awkward in any way.

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The Analogy Of The Dam
As Tania's group pointed out, the penting up of emotions towards a co-worker can be said to be like a dam. Eh actually I can't raelly remember their point, but here's my point to counter theirs.

In Geography, we learned that dams can be detrimental to the land surrounding it. There can be benefits, but if not managed carefully, the dam can be a major hazard rather. Let me first tell you the benefits of a dam. We all know it can tap on the potential energy of the lake behind it to generate hydroelectricity bla bla bla. We also know that the dam, as it blocks water, will form a lake behind it, hence allowing for recreation, water trasnsport (for trade) to take place. The former is illustrated in Malaysia's Kenyir Dam, and the latter in China's Three Gorges Dam.
But the dam can be a multi-pronged approach in destroying the environment. The dam cuts of water supply to the areas downstream, affecting population centres, animals, and agricultural activities. The area behind the dam which will be flooded, destroys flour and fauna. As habitats will be destroyed when flooding occurs, effort has to be made to relocate the animals to a safer place. This happened in the Kenyir Dam. After all this effort and money has been put in to create this dam, the local population benefits from the hydroelectricity.

How do we reconcile this with the discussion on office romances? Just like my post '07S07B'S Theory of Plate Tectonics' posted some time ago, I have found some way to crap about the parellels between the analogy and the topic.

Building the dam represents the policies forbidding office romances. Office romances is represented by the river. The river flows from higher land to lower land, symbolising one's flirting/interaction to another. But when the dam is built, the river flow is controlled. The area behind the dam starts to flood, like how emotions are pent up, not allowed to be expressed. There is a lot of potential energy in the newly-formed lake, just like there are so much emotions in one's heart, just waiting to burst out. It is difficult to contain the emotions, as often it is distracting, and well, just difficult to. The area downstream doesn't receive a lot of water. Their whatever activities are hampered due to the lack of water, just like how the other party can be 'deprived' of love. Like so near yet so far. Also, destruction of flora and fauna is widespread, causing a lot of environmental problems. As emotions are kept within oneself, he/she may often do irrational things, leading to counter-productivity. All this is to provide hydroelectricity for 'the greater good', just like how employees have to sacrifice their personal wants for the success of the company.

Therefore, should office romances be banned? Errr... Personally I still don't know. Just took a convenient stand during GP so my group could get the discussion over and done with. Muahaha!!!

So,should the river be allowed to flow, or should the the dam be built to benefit others?

Red Light At Junction
Second thing to crap about. Mark's group used this analogy to explain something which I also forgot. Here's my version.

When the traffic light turns red, drivers come to a halt. The driver at the front of the junction has two choices. Firstly, to abide by the rules to stop his car. Secondly, to just heck care about the rules and just continue driving.

Obviously the first rule does not bring you trouble. The second rule however, can get you in deep faeces. If you continue driving, you may get banged by some car, or you may bang into another car. Assume that traffic flow is heavy. Or the traffic police catches you and issues a fine. Whatever the case, you get GGXX.

Take the traffic light to be the company's policy against office romances. Red light tells you to stop, so you had better stop. But if you wanna be rebellious and take chances, you may just bang someone, or get banged by someone, or get GGXX by the traffic police. If you bang someone or get banged by someone, altough you may enjoy it, it results in your car getting pretty GGXX. So reconsider whether banging is actually a good thing. Then if you get caught by traffic police ie. your employer, you get fined. Then perhaps you also GGXX coz you broke the company's policy.
Whetever the case, just don't continue driving when the traffic light turns red. It's not worth banging or getting banged by someone out of the permitted boundaries, and don't get caught by the traffic police.

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Ah.... I love crapping...

Btw I saw Mr MTeo at Thomson Plaza today during lunch. Cool... He was wearing a white mandarin collar shirt with bermudas. Rocko!!!

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go read mr wong's blog.

apparently we screwed up chem lect test real bad. =/

WELL, it was kinda expected, at least for me.

and there's chem tmr. wah scarly get scolded like crazy for "being bochap".

go read his tag board too. i agree with the anons.

Here is the list of AMC members as of 22nd March 2006:

For privacy pusposes, I will not spell out the members' real name so their name can't be googled.

LAME YEAH JIE
Position: EXCO / Co-founder

POL YUP WANT F**K
Position: EXCO / Co-founder

JAY SON TONNE JEEYA SHERN
Position: EXCO

TONNE YA THING EEEEE SIR
Position: nOOb

A GILA CHANT EE HOOOWANG
Position: nOOb

As you can see, we may be 5-men strong. But we believe in QUALITY, not QUANTITY.

I would like to clarify that Wrong Want Cheese and Leeyang Pahoehoe isn't in AMC coz they're too smart. But we allow them to take part in our Associate Programmes. So eventhough you are a top scorer for O Levels, or some RP Thinker Leader Pioneer, we will allow you to join us as long as you are nice to us and have proven that you are indeed EVIL.

Do not hesitate to direct any queries to any member of AMC. We will be more than willing to admit you into AMC.

today, we created a record.

we stoned for 5 whole hours! yes from 12pm to 5pm. doing nothing except sit around and talk nonsense and stoned.

5 whole hours! mann beat that.

it all started after geog lecture. paul and company actually wanted to go S11 to eat. but me and hui had already rushed all the way down and already bought lunch, the poor starving creatures we were. so paul and company decided to just eat in school too.

so we finished lunch, sat around and talked nonsense. at that time, paul, zhuoyi, me, tania, angela, yj, jason and hui were still present. then zy left for gp talk, then tania left to meet her mum. (haha tania. hot guys hot guys. lol)

then afterwards angela left for trng. jason left with his friends. so only had me, paul, hui and yj left. so as usual, with paul and yj there what else can we do but talk nonsense. which we did! we were talking about -coughs- GEOGRAPHY, coolios, people in our class, their FAVOURITE topic and all other sort of gossips. talk talk talk then zy came back after gp talk and joined us again.

it was about 2 plus then, and we realised we had amazingly stoned for two hours. then yj went that it's no big deal, he had once stoned with his friends at j8 foodcourt from 2pm to 7pm. and being the competitive people that we are, paul suggested that we try breaking the record. so our target was staying till 5pm.

then we saw our dearest cheeko teo with three other female teachers having lunch, one of which is our current lecturer. so yj shouted "CHEEKO" but well, of course he didn't want to admit he is one, he didn't turn around to acknowledge us. either that or he's too busy buaya-ing that he chooses to ignore us.

we also saw wong ty, with a fellow lady teacher in tow walking into the canteen. being polite students, naturally we greeted him with a "Hi Mr Wong!" from across the canteen. wong turns around and yes waved to us. then he went to sit with his "lady friend", who my friend said she always see them together. hmm do we sense a scandal? HAH okay nvm ignore that.

anyway i think they were marking our chem tests while eating. -.- such sadistic people. then he cleared his plates when he finished, and since we were sitting near the place where they deposit used plates, yj suggested that we start talking chem when he walked over. haha so we asked him if he marked our scripts already and he said nope not our class yet. oh wells, complimented him on his wonderful blog and said bye.

then we continued talking about nothing in particular. gossips and more "geography" i think. zy wants to become switzerland. haha. then we were counting down like "one more hour to go" etc. some of their friends came over to join us then left. then hui left to go to the library to "sleep" at around 4. yj had to leave at 415 cos he had to go home to take his french stuff to go for his lesson. so zy suggested that we go to the watermelon steps for a change of environment. since we had 45mins more to go to 'break' yj's record, me and paul agreed so off we went to the watermelon steps.

sat there and listened to paul's walkman phone. then hodge suddenly appeared from behind the walls of the watermelon steps and saw us. then he went "i wish more of my students are like you all. j1 or j2?"

haha he wishes more of his students to stone like us? for 5 hours? what a thing for a principal to wish for. but then again, he's RJ principal. that kinda explains why.

so we sat there saw the j2s coming out of the hall after their ct, paul and zy saw some of their friends, saw cassandra. haha i know we must have looked really weird sitting there stoning.

and yj msged paul at 430, said that we have 30 mins more to go. then he said he suddenly remembered he actually only stoned from 2pm to 530pm the other time and not till 7pm. so in actual fact we had already broken his record a LONG time ago. wahlao damn good la. never say earlier.

but paul said since we have already stoned for so long, might as well do it till 5pm. so yes we continued to sat there till 5.

and finally at 5pm. YES we did it. stoned for 5 whole hours.

WAH that's the most unproductive 5 hours of my whole life i tell you. completely did nothing but sit around and talked nonsense and stoned.

YES I KNOW we are no-lifers. haha so sue us la. but it was kinda fun. that's how we should feel when we have no tests no assignments no nothing due. =)

next time when we have our "stoning sessions" the rest of the class, you are very much welcomed to join in. except for... haha nvm. -zips-

yes five hours. we know we rock, cos we did stone. (pun fully intended)

and oh paul! what article do you want to send?

k have fun all and see you tmr!

[edited: okay since yj objected and says he is more of a no-lifer than zy i decided to edit this post.]

first class stoners: paul and me
second class stoners: yj and hui
third class stoner: zy.

now is that more the truth yj?

lol this damn crap la.

wan chee

haha thanks paul for the timely reminder. it is in times of such difficulties and adverse situations where we need to stick together.

anyway to clarify my act of misconduct, let me assure you that it hardly occurs and was a crazy case of misadventure. i had absolutely no intention of doing so but misconduct is misconduct so i admit it's my fault. however, i've also exhibited suitable behaviour for AMC, scoring 40% for econs test (that's lower than paul) and 39% for french test (meaning some people more than double my marks!!) so i'm actually pretty qualified. and in the true spirit of the AMC i haven't mugged for any test (and did very little homework but err nvm).

so as the one of the other members of the AMC exco i'd like to extend a warm welcome to whoever thinks that he/she can fit in. the criteria has already been opened up specially for you so COME ON! and by the way paul about SMARTASS huihui is also in the competition. you stand to lose $2.80, not just $2.40. dammit i'm still sore about the 80 cents i lost lol.

occasionally, we also might have bets with THE BOMB yanheng. (although he usually declines he might accept one day). ya he's called THE BOMB because basically he bombs us flat in every single test and never fails to top the class UNLESS in extreme circumstances. so when we bet with the bomb, criteria can be either of the following:

1) our lowest member's marks multiplied by 2 vs him (failure is common)
2) our 2 lowest member's marks added up vs him (the bomb still has the advantage)
3) our lowest multiplied by 5 vs his multiplied by 3 (by some funny ratio)

either way just remember there must certainly be modification and moderation to AMC members' marks. no offence to yanheng (aka the bomb) haha. we would just like to instil friendly competition to spur ourselves to do better and not to fail so badly.

we also have kind of an AMC charter. paul doesn't exactly abide by it but then again it's more a GUIDELINE than a RULING. as we cannot be bothered to mug, do you think we bother to check if you keep to every rule? no we're not that free, even if you choose to keep to quotient rule chain rule or hund's rule no one really cares ya. at the end of the day you know WE RULE and that's that.

okay so here's the charter:
1) if you know that you're going to fail a test anyway, don't bother mugging for it. (case in point: chemistry)
2) last minute mugging is not good for you since rushed work doesn't get into your head. starting to mug early means you either get burnout or you forget the info later. so don't mug. (case in point: chemistry)

eh actually i had a few more in my mind but someone started talking to me on msn and i forgot what i was doing. ah shit jokes. nvm when i get back the inspiration i'll update the charter.

so that's it have fun and JOIN AMC YEA!

To all 07S07B students,
I, Paul Yap, EXCO of the Anti-Mugging Club (AMC) cordially invite everyone to join the most happening club in our class!

In a nutshell, AMC is against scoring very high in assignments and tests. We achieve this by
1) Not mugging
2) Not doing homework
3) Not listening during lectures

I have proven myself from time to time that I am truly a role model of this Club. From scoring 10% for Econs essay, 45% for another assignment, 28.5% for Chemistry Pop Quiz, and around 50% marks for both GP assignments thus far, I am truly the aspiration of the Club. We do allow for exceptions in your terrible performances , which we consider as misconduct. Afterall, we are in RJC and can't always score badly coz, well, we just can't. Some exceptions of misconduct are like the case of YJ's 88% for math test, as well as my 72%, which was exceeding expectations, due to the fact that I am ususally just bad in math, and most of the other subjects. What am I trying to say here? You need not be shy of your academic excellence to join this club. Although in principle we are a club of not-so-acedemically-inclined people, we are trying to bond the class together, so we would like to include as many people as possible regardless of how well your GPA or L1R5 is.

However, due to limited provisions, membership is by merit in terms of stupidity. To allow more members, knowing that our class is too smart, we have laxed the entry criteria. Please read through the ammended criteria carefully:

FIRST: 3.2 < X < 3.69, where X is uyour GPA OR L1R5 > 6
An anti-mugger club has to be anti-mugger, so if your GPA is higher than that I think you can go home. Borderline cases slightly above 3.69 can appeal to join the club, but the exco (ie YJ and I) will have to decide if we want you. (If you're evil why not.) Those below GPA 3.2 are even more welcome to join the club, and the appeal process is made easier for you. However, it is a prerequisite that you must be a very evil person. More on that later. For non-IP students, you cannot score 6 points for O levels. If yes get, we're sorry but we have to turn your application down. But you still can appeal if you're black-hearted like me.

SECOND: BE DAMN EVIL
Actually, you need not be damn evil, just by simply not being a goody-goody you qualify for our club. After all, how evil do you think an (ex-) CEC Council Chairman and an (ex-) Class Monitor can get? Plus, I had EXCEEDING EXPECTATION for my CLE (so says YJ)! Okay granted their expectation of me must have been damn low but then again who cares. The point here is that you have to be evil to sabo, and thus have to be evil to join. We have the odd suanning and backstabbing activity and we don't need spoilsports.

THIRD: CANNOT BE ATTACHED
To be wholly dedicated to the cause, you cannot have a boyfriend/girlfriend. By the previous statement I think you realise that we welcome both boys and girls into the club. HOWEVER that doesn't mean we admit just anyone (refer to two points above), because the Exco also has to like your face. You might suit all the requirements but if we don't like you, then you still have to go away. Because you must understand we backstab, we don't attack people in front of them. Now that's violent.

Nevertheless, you can forget about joining if you are attached or if you intend to get attached. This club is not about love and comfort (though it's fun), and we have no time for BGR. You must be ruthless, heartless and be able to survive as a solo operative. We don't need couples joining and being all lovey-dovey, oh no. This is AMC, not JVC (Junior Valentine's Club). If you're looking for love, look for it somewhere else.

FOURTH: NO VOLUNTARY PARTICIPATION IN MATHS/SCIENCES LESSONS
Like I said, this is an anti-mugger club. We have no place for you if you're interested in debating if the quantum subshell 4s comes before 3d or the other way round. Neither do we have a place for you if you're interested in finding out whether f²(x) has a domain greater than the range of g(x). Be it lectures or tutorials, you would best just sit and stone and say nothing at all. However, this rule has an exception, it being that if the teacher calls you, then you of course respond. We are AMC, not some WSC (White Slip Club, not World Swimming Championships!)

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You may access the original post of AMC from Talk Cock Summit at:
talkcocksummit.blogspot.com/2006/02/rise-of-new-evil.html

One of our favourite activity is the game of SMARTASS. What happens is a group of players will place a bet. The top scorer aka SMARTASS for a test/assignment will buy the rest a drink. Of course you can have variations of the game and negotiate your own terms with the rest of the players. For example, take the current one played between YJ, Jason, Tania, Angela, Wan Chee, and me. The term is the smartass will buy the rest soap water, or more commonly known by nOObs to be lemon tea. The DUMBASS aka the lowest scorer will receive two drinks. The development thus far is me most likely being the smartass while Angela will be the dumbass. This game is our favourite game because it encourages manifestation of the true AMC spirit.

If you really think that we are that bloody bad, let me clarify what we are NOT.

1) We are not stupid people, we just don't mug. =)
2) We are not unreasonable people who smear others for the sake of doing so, we only will divulge information within the club and only with statistical evidence or proof. Personal experiences with the other guy will also be counted as evidence.
3) We do not disrupt lectures or sleep in them, we just listen and take in everything. It's just that we don't participate.
4) We don't gossip about others' relationships, we just irritate the people who irritate us. If they have a relationship, then that MIGHT be a plus point for us to whack.
5) We are inactive most of the time, for AMC is really more interested in slacking and minding our own business more than anything. So don't worry - we aren't really killing anyone.

I look forward to see more members in AMC.

class gathering yesterday was relatively okay i guess?

although i came slightly late and left early.

people who came were uh me, hui, tania, angela (well duh), mark, paul, cz, sue, neeti, shirong, ruolin, yanheng, yanfen, annong (who left super early), zhuoyi (who came late), sherwin, weilin, jason and siqi. yup not bad a turn out huh. about 3/4 of the class. the other 1/4 WAHLAO where were you all... haha.

but anyway thanks angela for hosting us at your house! next time i can volunteer my house. very near angela's place so ya don't mind you all come crash my place i can like chase all my brothers away.

so yes class gathering ytd.

the ones who were early/on time met at simei and strolled to angela's place. then there was cards playing, xbox, and tania and her socialisation with her dearest chemistry. haha.

so i was quite bored so i suggested playing something. and the girls ended up playing zhong ji mi ma into truth and dare. haha retarded la. i really wanted somebody to take up that dare about going to angela's neighbour's house and ask for a tour. =/ and when i wanted to do a dare they didn't allow. -.-

then after that i was trying to psycho everybody to start dinner. ask so many times everybody dao me.

finally people decided to eat. there was a lot of food! especially meehoon. food was good! thanks everybody, for contributing.

then just sat around, talking nonsense. and playing hei zi ma bai zi ma. HAHA started with me and hui. then we influenced everyone else to start playing. class bonding, everybody play hei zi ma bai zi ma. haha never mind.

then talked somemore nonsense and decided to play taboo. angela's house too big la, she took ages to find the cards.

so uh yes taboo. and then... i left halfway cos i had dance class and so the rest of you can complete this post by saying what else you all did.

i heard there was a lot of digging out stuff from people. games like i never etc.

yes class gathering was okay i guess. was a little boring at times but it got better.

thanks everybody who contributed for contributing in their own ways. thanks mark for organising it.

yup that's about it.

and we should invite more people into this blog. it's always paul who's blogging. haha. k then ciaos.

wanchee

Our class!!!














Unglam shot of Princess Gee!!!! Muahahahaha.....

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someone please talk cock on this blog!!!

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Here are some random things I encountered during Day 1 of O2.

Random incident 1:
A group of students were talking about the difference between GEP students and Special/Express Students in the canteen.

Express Student: I think Gepers have a totally different wavelength from us express students.
GEP Student: There are three types of wavelengths. They are the alpha, beta, and theta wavelengths.
Me: Whatuf... I rest my case.
(Reproduced with permission)

Random incident 2:
I saw Boy X in the canteen. There is a scandal about him and Girl Y going around, and its largely thanks to me. So I went up to him and said

Me: Eh eh Person X, I was talking to Girl Y last night...
Boy X:(Interrupting) ...Oh my God I'm so jealous.
(Reproduced without permission)

Random incident 3:
On my way to LT5 with my OG, I started asking random questions to my OG mates. To protect the identity of my OG mate, I will not disclose his/her name. He/she will be refered to as OG Mate

Me: Ey OG Mate, have you watched the movie 'Idiot say No'?
OG Mate: No.... (then he/she realised the joke and continued...).. Oh NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!!!
(Reproduced without permission)

Random incident 4:
Once again on my way to LT5 with my OG, I started asking random questions to my OG mates. To protect the identity of my OG mate, I will not disclose his/her name. He/she will be refered to as OG Mate

Me: Ey OG Mate, do you know why the area around you is very clean?
OG Mate: Err, because I'm clean???
Me: No. Coz you suck.
(Reproduced without permission)

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i am beginning to find curtain lady's econs lecture more interesting than this. because at least i can laugh at her screwed up dress sense but that's nothing for me to laugh at here.

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