Yay. If you're bored and feeling kind of stupid go to
http://homestarrunner.com
Stupid stuff there. =/
random. (duh)
Wednesday, May 24, 2006 by fivelesszomg fear!
Tuesday, May 23, 2006 by YJi'm starting to fear for my studies more than ever, because although i am a firm believer that mugging does not help your cause, my problem now is that i'm not even doing hw! AND NOT EVEN ATTENDING CLASSES! tmd i need help and tuition man. like badly.
any offers i'll take up. but tuition must be free of charge. maybe i could treat you soapwater occasionally, but that's if i'm in a good mood. still, with y'all being my good friends (those who helping me anyway), i'm sure you won't mind teaching me. actually its also okay if you don't, i could go look for teachers. but yep it sure would help if you want to help. =)
okay now on to something more happening.
i'm sure you all would have heard about the recent debate about how HOT and SEXY paul yap is. so i decided to go survey everyone about paul's manliness/hotness quotient.
now actually i could create a blogpoll but i'm a bloody lazy bugger and anyways i don't have access to the template SO. just post your response on the tagboard!!
rate paul's hotness quotient from 0-10. this only applies to girls but if boys want to give an ans also okay.. it doesn't mean you are brokeback/homo/hard gay.
zomg its 10pm. time to get some sleep i'm all shagged out for match support. and zomg we had to bloody lose both the boys and girls. still we got 2 silvers so i think not that bad la. though we could have done better and just fking pwned their sorry asses.
nvm bb. ggrage.
any offers i'll take up. but tuition must be free of charge. maybe i could treat you soapwater occasionally, but that's if i'm in a good mood. still, with y'all being my good friends (those who helping me anyway), i'm sure you won't mind teaching me. actually its also okay if you don't, i could go look for teachers. but yep it sure would help if you want to help. =)
okay now on to something more happening.
i'm sure you all would have heard about the recent debate about how HOT and SEXY paul yap is. so i decided to go survey everyone about paul's manliness/hotness quotient.
now actually i could create a blogpoll but i'm a bloody lazy bugger and anyways i don't have access to the template SO. just post your response on the tagboard!!
rate paul's hotness quotient from 0-10. this only applies to girls but if boys want to give an ans also okay.. it doesn't mean you are brokeback/homo/hard gay.
zomg its 10pm. time to get some sleep i'm all shagged out for match support. and zomg we had to bloody lose both the boys and girls. still we got 2 silvers so i think not that bad la. though we could have done better and just fking pwned their sorry asses.
nvm bb. ggrage.
Cockster and Pornstar's Leading Model
Sunday, May 21, 2006 by OneFookHOOOOO!!! I'm free to start crapping in the class blog now!!!
As the title suggest, this is gonna be a really crappy post so if you are not so comfortable with crappy things, please press Alt-F4. Whatever...
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Foreword: I would like to thank some thick-skinned girls in 07S07B for inspiring me to come up with this. I also would like to thank Sir Thomas Stamord Raffles for establishing Raffles Insitutition back in 1823. Without them, I don't think it would be possible for me to come this far, the former being because I won't feel like suaning you so much, and the latter being because then no one would adopt the Kouzes and Posner Leadership Challenge Model in Singapore.
The Raffles Programme has adopted the Kouzes and Posner Leadership Challenge Model in their leadership training programmes. This began with the CCAL Camp of 2004/2005 batch of leaders (for RI at least. Dunno about RGS), and has extended well into RJC . And as a benificiary of the Raffles Programme, I have been moulded into a Thinker, Leader and Pioneer. Thinker coz I thought of this cockster thingy, Leader coz I feel like calling myself one, and Pioneer coz I'm probably the first human ever crapping something about the Leadership Challennge Model like this.
The Kouzes and Posner Leadership Challenge Model "has revealed five practices that are common when leaders are able to make extraordinary things happen. We call these The Five Practices of Exemplary Leadership®. They are:
1. Model the Way
2. Inspire a Shared Vision
3. Challenge the Process
4. Enable Others to Act
5. Encourage the Heart"
-Taken from http://www.leadershipchallenge.com/WileyCDA/Section/id-131053.html
In a nutshell The Five Practices of The Cockster and Pornstar's Leading Model® (5PCPLM) is essentially about how to achieve the status of Singapore's Next Top Model (SNTM). Seeing how many girls in 07S07B think they are so damn hot (MUAHAHAHA!!! Inviting trouble, I am), I think the 5PCPLM will be instrumental and pivotal in their pursuit to be SNTM. I'm here to help you, not to suan you actually. So be nice will'ya.
The tenets of the 5PCPLM is based on thorough research by the well-reknowned Dr. Yap (Ph.D Anthopology, Research Paper On Koolios 2006). Once again, his mastery at this subject cannot be denied and all his ideas put forth are irrefutable simply because he has a PHD (Pretty Huge D33k).
...and here I present to you The Five Practices of The Cockster and Pornstar's Leading Model
1. Modelling is the way
2. Inject using a shared needle
3. Challenge the process (yes, it stays)
4. Enable others to do, not act
5. Encourage the pumping of the heart through stimulation
1. MODELLING IS THE WAY
Obviously to be SNTM, you need to be in the modelling industry first. You can take up multiple jobs, but the important thing is for you to at least be a model.
It is imperative that you first get into the modelling industry so people will take notice of you. Even if you're some chiobu, people won't really notice you coz #1) You wear a green skirt and a white blouse and a damn nice school badge which almost the whole of Singapore despises, #2) You're not on magazines (yet, hopefullly. Or maybe not) so older men won't really take notice of you #3) Obviously you need to be a model to before you can become the top model...like DUHH~URRRR...fei hua, as YJ would say. Like to be the best fighter, you need to be a fighter first right?
2. INJECT USING A SHARED NEEDLE
Well, it doesn't make sense, but then again, so does a lot of other things. So for the sake of entertainment, just assume that there is some connection with the whole issue of being SNTM. Randomness seems to be the 'in-thing' these days anyway.
Okay I'm trying to cock something up about sharing needles. Ahhh... Female models are also seen to be an epitome of feminism. Feminism doesn't only include possessing physical beauty right? As some of you girls would argue, beauty transcends beyond looks. And so in order to encapsulate the modern meaning of 'model', I have to redefine the term and include inner beauty.
So what inner beauty am I talking about here? I am referring to the value of sharing. Yes. Sharing. One must not be stingy. So a model must also share.
Wow... Some quality crapping I see. I think I should just move on. Pathetic attempt at humour.
3. CHALLENGE THE PROCESS
Without question and hesitation, this is indubitably everyone's favourite because it encourages us to go against the system. For some inexplicable reason, it seems that everyone just wants to go against the system. It is beginning to feel like we oppose for the sake of opposing - a typical Rafflesian way of life.
How is it relevent in being SNTM? Once again, as models are regarded as the epitome of female beauty, they have to embody what the female population wants. Actually there isn't really anything that the female population of Singapore want I guess... Don't argue with me coz I'm the one with the PHD so stfu. Anyway, what I'm trying to bring across is that the model has to be rebelious and always anti-establishment. So she has to constantly challenge the process...
Yeah... Sense makes? No. Nor do I get what the hell I'm typing.
4. ENABLE OTHERS TO DO, NOT ACT
Doing carries a different connotation than acting. Doing is like, making something...ya'noe... Making something happen. Whereas acting as I see it, is like pretense. Check out the Wan Fook English Dictionary. Don't argue with me again. Remember who has the PHD so stfu.
So a model should actually allow people to make things happen. Not "No Action Talk Only" a.k.a. NATO, which quite a number of girls love to do. Say only will do this and that but in the end never do anything. Which goes to say that some girls in 7B have a long way in becoming SNTM. HOOOO!!! Hey now now don't RAGE at me. This is what I call a self-realisation session. See, I not only have a PHD, a Ph.D in Anthropology, but also a Ph.D in Psychology. And I am a fully-fledged Counsellor (Councillor).
Last but not least,
5. ENCOURAGE THE PUMPING OF THE HEART THROUGH STIMULATION
What is the point of being a female model if you don't parade your assets to the guys, right? Wah freak I think I'm about to go overboard. I think for the well-being of all, I should stop here and not develop my piont, unless you would like to hate me and despise me and look down on me coz I said some really wrong thing. I shall just leave this point to your imagination.
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I shall end here for all of our sakes, but mostly mine. I will continue this post in my own blog when I have time. The class blog ain't the proper avenue for my CREATIVITY.
Till then.
lalala
by fivelessYay. Update. People - blog! So boring T.T More random pictures anyway.
YJ's arm. He vandalizes it regularly.
Uh. Whatever.
Paul looks really pained when he sleeps. Nightmares maybe.
Haha. Anyway. See you around. So sorry you guys havent been able to see the councillors for so long - we got voices to lose. =P ANYWAY ALL THE BEST FOR GP COMMONS! GLHF
(And remember to see CIA - Cassandra in Action at Kallang on tuesday, even though its a holiday, at 2pm. We'll be playing VJC for the tennis girls finals.)
YJ's arm. He vandalizes it regularly.
Uh. Whatever.
Paul looks really pained when he sleeps. Nightmares maybe.
Haha. Anyway. See you around. So sorry you guys havent been able to see the councillors for so long - we got voices to lose. =P ANYWAY ALL THE BEST FOR GP COMMONS! GLHF
(And remember to see CIA - Cassandra in Action at Kallang on tuesday, even though its a holiday, at 2pm. We'll be playing VJC for the tennis girls finals.)
dyinggggg :(
Saturday, May 13, 2006 by fivelessanyway another baby joke. yay. how do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles. (answer later)
i'm dying :( council is quite exciting but tiring. I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THE MOTHER BIG BANNER. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON IT. (if you want to get it a mother's day present you can pass it through me ^^) I think I'll be going to school tomorrow. Which would make me haveing been to school for 19 consecutive days (assuming i don't get sick in the next week). Sigh. No life. Oh btw I have green hands that smell like turpentine/kerosene.
I'm some noob. got rope burn tying knots today. :(
anyway answer time.
nail its other foot to the floor.
cheers. and see you around.
i'm dying :( council is quite exciting but tiring. I HOPE YOU GUYS LIKE THE MOTHER BIG BANNER. I SPENT A LOT OF TIME ON IT. (if you want to get it a mother's day present you can pass it through me ^^) I think I'll be going to school tomorrow. Which would make me haveing been to school for 19 consecutive days (assuming i don't get sick in the next week). Sigh. No life. Oh btw I have green hands that smell like turpentine/kerosene.
I'm some noob. got rope burn tying knots today. :(
anyway answer time.
nail its other foot to the floor.
cheers. and see you around.
gc games
by wan.cheeclick on the website below!
http://www.ticalc.org/pub/83plus/basic/games/
website for you all to download gc games. uh how to install the games into your gc go read your instruction booklet or something.
http://www.ticalc.org/pub/83plus/basic/games/
website for you all to download gc games. uh how to install the games into your gc go read your instruction booklet or something.
JOKEs
Friday, May 12, 2006 by OneFookheyhey! this is huihui posting using paul (faggot?) yap!'s account coz we juz finished pw n i dun hav an account.
shit i wan a laptop. u juz feel pro-er when typing using a laptop. heh.
newae i insisted on posting coz otherwise the fag will post my jokes as his. so. the jokes may be disturbing to some but i was laughing like mad when i heard it from my fren. so enjoy!
joke number one
what is worse than a baby in a sack?
a baby in 2 sacks
joke number two
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how high u throw them against the wall
joke number three
how many babies do u need to make a roof?
depends on how thinly u slice them
joke number four
what is worse than pinning a baby to the wall?
tearing them off
joke number five- my favourite!
how do u make a baby drink?
i answered "through the nose"
but its wrong!
the answer is.................
u put it in a blender!
HAHAHAHAHAHA ok not funny
ok im done posting.
enjoy ur posting pple!
byebye!
huihui out!
shit i wan a laptop. u juz feel pro-er when typing using a laptop. heh.
newae i insisted on posting coz otherwise the fag will post my jokes as his. so. the jokes may be disturbing to some but i was laughing like mad when i heard it from my fren. so enjoy!
joke number one
what is worse than a baby in a sack?
a baby in 2 sacks
joke number two
how many babies does it take to paint a wall?
depends on how high u throw them against the wall
joke number three
how many babies do u need to make a roof?
depends on how thinly u slice them
joke number four
what is worse than pinning a baby to the wall?
tearing them off
joke number five- my favourite!
how do u make a baby drink?
i answered "through the nose"
but its wrong!
the answer is.................
u put it in a blender!
HAHAHAHAHAHA ok not funny
ok im done posting.
enjoy ur posting pple!
byebye!
huihui out!
harlow
Thursday, May 11, 2006 by OneFookhi i am blogging from the council room now. zhuoyi and mark is behind me.
i shall get back to work, whatever im doing.
i shall get back to work, whatever im doing.
wa late
Wednesday, May 10, 2006 by YJya its late but i got some crap i'd like to share with all of you.
DO NOT SEE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY GAYS
COS THIS IS HARD GAY
AND THERE ARE A FEW SLIGHTLY OBSCENE BITS
but if not.. ENJOY!!
and prepare to laugh your abs out.
here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFKpriH8s0g&search=Hard%20Gay%20haado%20gei%20razor%20ramon%20HG%20bakafish%20yahoo%20yahoo%21%20bakuten%20english%20subtitles%20subs
this is in accordance with our batch song, spread the LOVE (gay love) and LAUGHTER! ahahaha HAAAAAAAADO GAYYYYYYYYY!!!
DO NOT SEE IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED BY GAYS
COS THIS IS HARD GAY
AND THERE ARE A FEW SLIGHTLY OBSCENE BITS
but if not.. ENJOY!!
and prepare to laugh your abs out.
here's the link:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mFKpriH8s0g&search=Hard%20Gay%20haado%20gei%20razor%20ramon%20HG%20bakafish%20yahoo%20yahoo%21%20bakuten%20english%20subtitles%20subs
this is in accordance with our batch song, spread the LOVE (gay love) and LAUGHTER! ahahaha HAAAAAAAADO GAYYYYYYYYY!!!
GLHF!
Monday, May 08, 2006 by fivelessWhee! Just finished math assn with alot of help from yj (yes he's that smart). Anyway yeah. I'm happy and kind of random now. Shall post a few pics yay! (my phone cam sucks so pardon me)
This is lossy tied up in the thingy that makes your correction tape work.
Mark doing what he does best. Yay
YJ looking strange in a angstily coloured pic. That's paul and angela and tania i think.
Oh yeah the strange colours because i was messing with different modes on my phone. yay
On a final note...
Yay i wrote this in correction tape on the desk. Don't worry, i scratched it off after i took the photo. yay. enough randomness for tonight. see you guys later today. ^^
This is lossy tied up in the thingy that makes your correction tape work.
Mark doing what he does best. Yay
YJ looking strange in a angstily coloured pic. That's paul and angela and tania i think.Oh yeah the strange colours because i was messing with different modes on my phone. yay
On a final note...
Yay i wrote this in correction tape on the desk. Don't worry, i scratched it off after i took the photo. yay. enough randomness for tonight. see you guys later today. ^^GG RAGE
Wednesday, May 03, 2006 by YJi was reading the class blog when suddenly i felt an urge to contribute so here goes.
you'd better thank me for delaying my sleep time by 5 minutes. after last night's crazy chionging of games till 2am, i'm now like totally shagged. bet on maths test anyone? highest treat lowest to soapwater. of course got ppl purposely pon today but don't worry it's not THAT difficult.
err what else is there to say. oh ya mark mentioned that "but I am very sure that the 6 of us will still be a big and loved part of the class."
eh eh! it's touching to know that we are damn big part of the class.
but err LOVED? ahahahaha! and plus the usage of the word "still" indicates that we have been loved all along. i'm starting to find this amusing and if you think i'm reading too deeply into words sorry la this is what you get from a lit student. while i read into words you all can go read deeply into soil and grass and faults and all that stuff.
dammit i shouldn't waste any more time talking cock here.
i shall end off with a quote.
"GG RAGE" - lossy
you'd better thank me for delaying my sleep time by 5 minutes. after last night's crazy chionging of games till 2am, i'm now like totally shagged. bet on maths test anyone? highest treat lowest to soapwater. of course got ppl purposely pon today but don't worry it's not THAT difficult.
err what else is there to say. oh ya mark mentioned that "but I am very sure that the 6 of us will still be a big and loved part of the class."
eh eh! it's touching to know that we are damn big part of the class.
but err LOVED? ahahahaha! and plus the usage of the word "still" indicates that we have been loved all along. i'm starting to find this amusing and if you think i'm reading too deeply into words sorry la this is what you get from a lit student. while i read into words you all can go read deeply into soil and grass and faults and all that stuff.
dammit i shouldn't waste any more time talking cock here.
i shall end off with a quote.
"GG RAGE" - lossy
in case you didn't know
by fivelessassignment 4a is quite rubbish hard.
S.O.S.
by YJi'm so going to fail maths. haven't touched notes at all and guess who got 1/15 for inequalities quiz.
tmr still got council shat at 720 some more. wonder what exciting things can they be up to.
i was just playing age of mythology and i realised GREEK GODS are ultimate n00bs. dangit despite faithfully playing so much AoM i still suck at it. i think i'll stick to gunbound. at least i get more personal satisfaction at the end of the day.
gg n00b failed his econs too.
nubcake says hi.
tmr still got council shat at 720 some more. wonder what exciting things can they be up to.
i was just playing age of mythology and i realised GREEK GODS are ultimate n00bs. dangit despite faithfully playing so much AoM i still suck at it. i think i'll stick to gunbound. at least i get more personal satisfaction at the end of the day.
gg n00b failed his econs too.
nubcake says hi.
somethingsomething lar
Tuesday, May 02, 2006 by fivelessHi all. This is quite bomb. I just reached home from school around 1/2 hour ago. And if you're wondering why I stayed so late, go check up the banner that's up in the canteen. I helped to put it up! Yay! Haha yeah. Anyway, it's kind of dead in here, no one's posting much so yeah, here's a slightly random update (as you can already tell).
It's been a really GLHF time in council with all of us rushing all the random stuff they throw at us now, but it's quite fun at any rate. SO HAPPY GEOG TEST WAS POSTPONED. But still got math test to study for (I haven't started. I think I'm screwed). Ah well.
Oh yeah and YAY to NEW CLASS REPS! Presenting to you YANHENG and HUIHUI, since Mark and Wanchee are now superduperuber busy with the random stuff that council throws at them.
Oh I overheard that we are going to Indonesia for LJ. But maybe it's just my ears. And yeah, another random quote from YJ: "I love my socks, they're damn cool and silky". (Oh yeah, guys floorball beat 7A (EDIT) 5-4 (thanks yj), we rock!) And yeah.. in other news CZ topped the class in the recent econs (with Tania) and geog (by himself) tests. Yay! And Tania got an apple from Mr. J Teo - it was all yellow and jaundiced-looking but oh well. And the abovementioned teacher also got lost trying to come to class today which was quite amusing.
Okay that's all for now. I'm low on gas after jumping around at the parade square and pulling strings (quite literally).
Pardon the spelling/grammar mistakes. a bit tired.
It's been a really GLHF time in council with all of us rushing all the random stuff they throw at us now, but it's quite fun at any rate. SO HAPPY GEOG TEST WAS POSTPONED. But still got math test to study for (I haven't started. I think I'm screwed). Ah well.
Oh yeah and YAY to NEW CLASS REPS! Presenting to you YANHENG and HUIHUI, since Mark and Wanchee are now superduperuber busy with the random stuff that council throws at them.
Oh I overheard that we are going to Indonesia for LJ. But maybe it's just my ears. And yeah, another random quote from YJ: "I love my socks, they're damn cool and silky". (Oh yeah, guys floorball beat 7A (EDIT) 5-4 (thanks yj), we rock!) And yeah.. in other news CZ topped the class in the recent econs (with Tania) and geog (by himself) tests. Yay! And Tania got an apple from Mr. J Teo - it was all yellow and jaundiced-looking but oh well. And the abovementioned teacher also got lost trying to come to class today which was quite amusing.
Okay that's all for now. I'm low on gas after jumping around at the parade square and pulling strings (quite literally).
Pardon the spelling/grammar mistakes. a bit tired.